From Overheard In New York:
Foreigner, showing bong: And here is what I bought today.
Ghetto kid: Yeah, whatcha gonna put in there? Tobacco?
Foreigner: Yes, I put the tobacco in here. The tobacco.
Ghetto kid: No, man. You gotta put some weed in there. You ever heard of weed?
Foreigner: Weed? No...weed? I don't understand.
Ghetto kid: Get some weed. You put a little weed in there, smoke it up, and you're set.
Foreigner: Yes, thank you. Weed.
Hey, i'll have you know that my mother was very happy with the vase thank you very much and no weeds have grown it it at all. very good yes.
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