Thursday, February 02, 2006

Blog version of the questionnaire forward

I'm waiting for Bravo to re-run the latest episode of Project Runway, so I thought I'd take a little time to blog while Anderson Cooper talks about the nasty bugs sleeping with me on my pillow. Originally I planned to do a more personal blog about the length of my day and the memorable moments, but I decided that probably would bore the snot out of you guys. (I will tell you though that I almost went into an interview with my pants unzipped. You see, they've got three freakin buttons on them and by the time I get done with all that, I forget the zipper.) Anyway, so I'm skipping the daily diary blog, but I will give you something personal.

Do any of you ever watch Inside the Actors Studio With James Lipton? At the end James Lipton asks guests (who used to be outstanding performers but are now the likes of Martin Lawrence) Bernard Pivot's 10 Questions. Since I'll never be famous enough for James Lipton to ask me, I thought I'd just offer them up in a narcissistic blog entry.

1. What is your favorite word?
I'm not really prepared to answer this one. There's this one word I really like the sound of that I can't think of right now. I think I'm going to cheat and come back to this one at a later date.

2. What is your least favorite word?
No.

3. What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally?
the ocean

4. What turns you off?
arrogance, self-entitlement, closed-mindedness (AKA W)

5. What is your favorite curse word?
Duh - you all know it's fuck, fairly obvious. Recently I'm into saying "balls!" though.

6. What sound or noise do you love?
Conor Oberst's voice

7. What sound or noise do you hate?
my alarm clock in the morning

8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
professional surfing, does that count? If not that, maybe movie critic.

9. What profession would you not like to do?
anything involving driving a large vehicle - bus, 18-wheeler, giant SUV. this of course excludes driving a bulldozer, tractor or other destructive machinery - that shit would be fun.

10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? See, death's not so bad. Welcome.

Ok, kids, perfect timing. PR is on, so I gots to jet. YOUR TURN. I'm going out of town tomorrow so I won't be able to blog until Monday. I'd LOVE IT if at least 3 of you would answer at least 3 questions - just to keep things interesting for the other readers until I get back. I'll show you mine if you show me yours....

5 comments:

Parm said...

1. What is your favorite word?
currently: albatross (or dildo)

2. What is your least favorite word?
my name, when someone wants something from me

3. What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally?
neutral milk hotel's "in the aeroplane over the sea"

4. What turns you off?
dill weed

5. What is your favorite curse word?
also fuck, but i went through a big 'jesus fuck' stage. 'balls' is a good one.


6. What sound or noise do you love?
the movie versions of familiar sounds - a cup being placed on a table, a crackling fire, rain...

7. What sound or noise do you hate?
cell phone rings

8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
hip hop producer. oh wait - other than my current profession? anyfuckingthing, except...

9. What profession would you not like to do?
waiting tables.

10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? "come on in and take your pick..."

Niki said...

addendum to blog - today Friday, Feb 3, 2006, I again almost went into an interview with pants unzipped. It was only in laughing about yesterday's near-miss did I realize I hadn't done a zipper check today. Good thing. Carry on baring your souls to the internet.

Anonymous said...

This is so NOT what I need to be doing while I have a moment to myself, but what the heck. . .I had to help you meet your quota

1)favorite word: as cheesy as this is going to sound, I think at the moment it's 'Dellaina'

2)least favorite word: I love Jeff's answer, that's sooo true. I guess, the word "fine" when you know it's not

3)turn on: connecting with people

4)turn off: Rudeness, arrogance

5)favorite curse word: definitely fuck. It's so versatile. balls? really?!

6)sound or noise love: laughter

7)sound or noise hate: smacking/licking/chewing loudly (thinking of my dogs here, not just people; I have lost all tolerance)

8)other profession: photographer

9)profession avoid: politician

10)God would say: "Welcome. We've been waiting a LONG time for you"

Anonymous said...

1. What is your favorite word?
I tend to overuse the word "seriously," so in a way, that's my favorite word.

2. What is your least favorite word?
It's not so much one word, but three. When someone says, "I'm sorry, but..." they're not REALLY sorry at all. And that ticks me off. If you don't mean to apologize for something, don't!

3. What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally?
Music - nearly any kind. Gospel choirs, classical music, classic rock...

4. What turns you off?
Anyone that lacks class and tact. Good manners go a long way in my book.

5. What is your favorite curse word?
After I said that people lacking class and tact turn me off, I'm going to have to say that "fuck" is my favorite curse word as well. So much for class...

6. What sound or noise do you love?
Children laughing

7. What sound or noise do you hate?
The sounds of obnoxious car commercials

8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
I would love to be a storm chaser.

9. What profession would you not like to do?
Garbage collection.

10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
"It's about time! We're just uncorking the vintage Cakebread Cabernet! Pull up a chair..."

Anonymous said...

I'm so annoyed. I tried to post from home, but it's disappeared. Hmmmph. I'm trying again, because even though I am not an actor, I always want to be on the Actor's Studio so I can answer these question. Well, if Martin Lawerence can do it, so can I...

1. What is your favorite word?
Splendiferous

2. What is your least favorite word?
Pus

3. What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally?
Trees. I love trees. Especially the big oak out my living room window.

4. What turns you off?
Condescension, selfishness and utter extravagence (MTV Cribs, anyone?)

5. What is your favorite curse word?
I'm stealing from the Brits - bloody hell. And bugger.

6. What sound or noise do you love?
My mom when she says "Virginia" with no "r" in it and "hospital" in this way I can't even describe. But it's great.

7. What sound or noise do you hate?
Sirens. I live a block from the EMS dispatch

8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
Shoe designer.


9. What profession would you not like to do?
Sea captain. There isn't enough dramamine in the world.

10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? You did good, kid.