Tuesday, February 14, 2006

Happy Valentine's Day to Me?

So if this is supposed to be my Valentine's present from the gods, um, you guys are like 5 years too late. I'm no longer psyched when Tom Cruise is single. Instead of being beside myself with happiness if I ever met him, now I'd be in alternating moments scared to death and doubled over with laughter.

is it really true??!! how did they free Katie from his clutches?


What did the gods give you for Valentine's Day? Did you like it? I have to say, I also got Fiesta Con Queso soup, and that was very delicious. But then again, I also got a breakout of the herps (aka cold sore or fever blister), which is not so very delicious. The gods apparently are divided about their love for me - I'm imagining a division not unlike the Supreme Court.

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

I read that this news hit the wire around noon and that Tom's publicist had a rebuttal out by 1 p.m. Quick on the draw, there, isn't he? Like maybe he was anticipating it? Poor Katie. She's going to have to be Tom's baby mama. Maybe she can form a support group with Shar Jackson (aka former Ms. K-Fed)...

Anonymous said...

I fear for this poor girl. She's carrying the spawn o' Cruise.

But at least if they do split, she'll be able to take her medication for post-partum depression in peace.

Since I just got back from Vegas a week ago, I'm in the betting mood: I'd like to make a wager. I believe that TomKat will be officially kaput (read: their publicists will eat their words of "they're just fine") within 15 days. Who wants the over/under?

Anonymous said...

Okay, Tempe, I'll see you 15 days and raise you a month or two. I think May's the release of Mission Impossible, and I think they'll stretch it out to tease the press about whether he'll be MI3 plus or minus one. Poor Joey Potter will just have to make her stupid little pouty half-smile and learn to look forward to her child support check.

Niki said...

Here's a bet: Will TomKat or Spederline be dunzo first?

Before V-day I would've said Spederline, but this new gigantic rumor has me questioning...nonetheless, both will be over by the end of the year. We can only pray for Britney, Sean Preston, Katie, and Baby TomKitten's sake that it will be sooner rather than later. !!What if K-fed and Cruise got together?!! HOT.

Anonymous said...

Too funny, ladies, thanks for the laugh.
Personally, I want to know how they actually did it. It being the nickname "TomKat"
In the beginning I kept reading in my People about how they were the "couple known as 'TomKat'" and I hadn't heard it anywhere else and was really annoyed, because I was like, "no they are not! Not anywhere else but in here in your stupid articles that you keep saying they are" But somehow they willed it to happen and now they really are known as TomKat and having TomKittens. Ah, the power of suggestion in a national publication. Amazing.
Weird, being the one with child, you'd think I'd be more upset about the fact that they might be breaking up in the midst of bringing a child into this world rather than worrying about the nickname issue that's clearly been decided for a while now.