It's on now. As of 12:01 tonight there is no more immunity in Assassins. However, we are back to our personal targets and no more open season. My target has one class tomorrow, but I'm feeling pretty good that s/he will skip it and stay home.
I may (probably) know where target lives. Does anyone have any good ideas about smoking this rabbit out of its hole? I'm desperate b/c without killing anyone myself, there's a very good possibility I'm going to get murdered tomorrow just shy of being in the top 3 and winning a prize.
Don't be shy. No idea is too silly or farfetched. If I use your idea and it results in a kill, I"ll think of some prize myself, or some honor to bestow upon you.
Thanks guys!
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Niki, my impulsive reaction is that you need to have two of you walking about. You need to get somebody, aka Jeff, to walk around campus impersonating you. This will 1)divert the murderous attentions of your predator, and 2) lull your target into a false sense of security.
You mentioned spys. Become one and post rumours about the whereabouts of various assasins, including your own. Use this false information to guide youre prey to you, and your stalker to the x in the ground right below the pulley system you've devised to keep them out of harms way (till you strike).
Niki. You know where they live: TAKE. THEM. DOWN. Do you think you could live with yourself knowing you could've hit them at their house but didn't due to indecision...this is the big time, if you don't, you may as well just go into school tommorow, and hit yourself publicly with a sock.
Kill Niki, kill or be killed. You know what to do; don't be a Hamlet about this and get the job done.
Hmmm... The only thing I can think of is to light your target's house on fire and wait for him or her to come running out. If you do this in the middle of the night, your target will probably be unarmed and defenseless when s/he emerges and therefore will be very vulnerable to your attack. You should stand behind the bushes or something so you can trip your target when s/he runs past. Hopefully s/he will be stunned by the concussion and will be unable to evade your death blow.
Wait - one other idea: if your target is a girl, have Jeff break into her apartment and pretend to be the Charlottesville serial rapist. He'll need blackface. Then you stand on her porch dressed as a cop and kill her when she opens the door. She'll be so grateful not to be getting raped that she won't mind the assassination at all and the three of you can go out for drinks together afterward.
If I think of any more, I'll post them.
Well, I was just going to tell you to order the target a pizza (or flowers) to be delivered to his/her home and hide behind the delivery person...but clearly my idea is a rather amateur one compared to Ben's and Matthew's!
It is now clear to me that I could have never been a spy...
I say take the Pedro approach. Bake a cake!! No one can resist cake.
Or go the Punk'd approach. Enlist the help of people your target doesn't know...some elaborate scheme where his/her car is going to be towed to China unless s/he donates a kidney to St. Jude's Children's Hospital. Something that gets the person just bewildered enough to stop paying attention. Like that time that Mila Kunis thought a cat was trapped in a sewer grate and was speaking Russian to a little girl. And if you can involve Ashton Kutcher in some way, I say all the better.
Or you can go totally old school SNL and try the Land Shark routine. But I don't think that's a winner...
GOOD LUCK, NIKI! I KNOW YOU CAN DO IT!!
Excellent idea, use Kutcher as a human shield. Then throw his lifeless body someplace where everyone will see it (and maybe kick it, i don't know, i'm just free styling here), including your target, and whilst he's takin's pictures, WHAM!!!
Niki, when I saw the title of the post above this, I thought you'd been socked and you don't know how much my heart sank.
Now I'm starting to understand all those people who hate the environment....
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