Shut up David Blaine.
You used to do pretty cool magic tricks with cards and the like appearing on the inside of locked car doors. Now you're just lame and on some sort of bizarre suicide mission that you want the whole world to watch. Please stop it and return to doing actual magic. Thank you.
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jesus, i really hate this guy. when he did that living in a box in london i really wanted to go along with the crowds and throw something at him, but i was big (and lazy) and ignored him.
Not a day goes by when i don't regret that decision.
That street magic was the dogs bollox tho'...
I saw a picture of his hand the other day on Yahoo. Like that's magical. Dude, I could make my hand look like that after soaking in the tub too long. It really doesn't require any special aptitude.
Also, I saw him showing his back of urine to a bunch of kids. Now THAT'S magical.
Um, I meant "bag" of urine. Geez.
hee hee, he failed...
Chris Rock
"I'm gonna live in a box, and i aint gonna eat...I'm gonna live in a box, and i aint gonna eat...I'm gonna live in a box, and i aint gonna eat...that aint magic that's livin' in the projects!!"
Back of urine does conjure up some great images...
BTW: What about the title of the show 'Drowned Alive'? As opposed to...?
chris rock has nailed it, as usual. that man is a philosopher in comedian's clothing. i wish he would do another hbo special instead of david blaine trying to kill himself on tv all the time.
i couldn't be happier that david blaine failed, although i am a little concerned that we'll all be subjected to his second attempt and more bags of urine. fun! i think i'd rather write my paper, thank you.
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