* Update: Yesterday I had, for possibly the first time, but maybe the second, a fitness instructor who was pretty normal and focused on our form rather than how loud we yelled woop. It was blissful.
* They found a vaccine for cervical cancer, which apparently is only caused by STDs (really?). But religious groups are opposed to mandatory vaccination. WTF? Honestly. DO. NOT. UNDERSTAND.
* Why did my cell phone have 1 bar of battery power last night yet now has 2 after I've used it? (no charging was done during the interim, but i did throw it down angrily on the floor because it wouldn't get reception in my room and it sort of bounced into the door. coincidence?)
* Friday laughs - I must share these two overheard conversations from Overheard in NYC because they made me laugh out loud yesterday:
Ten If He's Been Drinking
Girl: He only stuck it in, so it doesn't count.
Boy: Stuck it in? Like what's that mean?
Girl: I dunno, like three thrusts, tops.
Boy: Yeah, you're a virgin still. It has to be at least five thrusts to count.
--74th St & Ditmars, Jackson Heights
(DISCUSS: Is she still a virgin, or no? Kind of a gray area, in my opinion. But then again, I'm of the minority view because I don't think oral sex counts, so what do I know.)
He Should Go Back to "Dude"
White guy: Nigga, please.
White girl: That's not okay. Don't say that.
White guy: Nigga, thank you?
--L train
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