Popozao was way better

I giggled with glee when I found the YouTube of K-Fed's debut performance at the Teen Choice Awards Sunday night. (Please. One has to take her guilty pleasures where she can get them these days.) Wow. I really feel bad for the legit rapper he exploited as a "back-up" singer. I think one web-commentator said it best when she said, "K-Fed made me appreciate the artist formerly known as Vanilla Ice."

The icing on the cake, though, was this interview with K-Fed pre-performance that I found on People.com. Notice that he boasts about his writing improvement. If his lyrics are anything similar to his speaking skills, one has to wonder what sort of crap he was spewing forth before. Oh wait. I remember: Po-Po-Po-Po...Popozao! Po-po-Zao! (I really recommend clicking on that link if you are need of a self-esteem boost and a good laugh. Jeff, I know you want to.)

You're making your debut on the Teen Choice Awards. Are you nervous?I'm not freaked out at all, man. There ain't no way. I'm ready. It's going to be incredible. I've got a few tricks up my sleeve here and there.

Why are you going public now as a performer?It was (the) right time, right moment. I've been getting people ready, I think, you know. Now I think they're ready. I'm ready. I've been getting ready myself. It’s taken me a year almost. I mean I’m ready to perform, my music is ready to be heard. Everything. Just ready to step out and do it.

Could you have performed in front of such a big audience a year ago?I could have if I had to. But I think I took my time, made stuff a lot better. I think if I would have done it a year ago, it would have been more of a thing where people would have laughed at it. I just wasn't ready. The music wasn't ready.

How have you changed since then?I've just progressed, like my writing is better. Everything has just been progressing and progressing.

What are you going for with your performance?I think I'm going to go for the Oh-my-God factor. That's what I'm aiming for.

Does it hurt when people link you only to Britney?Not really, no. I'm glad that people link me to Britney. That’s my wife. That’s my family.

How’s Britney?She's good, man, better than ever right now. She's a happy mom.