Thursday, September 07, 2006

A little impeachment of our witness

Still not sure whether Paris was actually charged with DUI or not, but at any rate, here's what she had to say to Ryan Seacrest this morning on the radio:

"I'd been shooting my music video for my new song, 'Nothing in this World.' … I got off last night at about 10 p.m. then I went and had dinner with my sister and all my girlfriends, and then we went to this charity event Dave Navarro threw for brain tumors. "And um, I had one margarita, starving 'cause I had not ate all day, on my way to In-n-Out which is probably three blocks away, and I'm in my (Mercedes) SLR, which is a little fast, so maybe I was speeding a little bit" – she giggled – "and I got pulled over." So, Seacrest asked, was she driving erratically, as reported? "No...."was just really hungry and I wanted to have an In-N-Out burger!"

Um, Paris, didn't you say you had dinner around 10pm with your sister and girlfriends? How is that you hadn't "ate" all day? Am confused. I guess celebrities don't eat at dinner, they just pose for the cameras.

Promise this is last Paris Hilton waste of space for quite some time (ok, unless she does something super super stupid).

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