TOMKAT! My internet goes out for a few days and all hell breaks loose! I can't check the election results, but more importantly, I have to have it phoned-in from America that Britney is divorcing Kevin. I am told that on the CNN ticker it actually said "K-Fed" which fills me with glee.
I'm too lazy to go back and check the original TomKat v. Spederline post, but I suppose one could argue the race isn't over until TomKat lasts longer than 2 years, 1 month. At any rate, someone has finally slapped some sense into Britney and she's getting rid of that loser. Why oh why do I care? I don't know, but I will confess that news of the split was enough to induce my hungover self out of my warm bed and into the chilly Melbourne "spring" day to come to school for internet access. Oh, and while I'm here I'll get some work done, too.
Discuss. (And keep fingers crossed for Webb in Virginia - I tried to get an absentee ballot but apparently it didn't arrive in time. As of this writing he's 11,000 votes behind Allen. Damn it.)
Update: I just couldn't resist excerpting from an email my mom just sent me:
"Did you see where brittney is getting a divorce? Maybe she'll release a new cd with some sappy songs about breaking up and stuff like that."
Now compare this to a comment I left on NFTM minutes ago: i can't wait for the brilliant song britney will write herself and put on her new album about this fiasco. i feel confident it will be musical genius.
I guess the apple doesn't fall too far from the tree, does it? And good grief, my mother is talking about Britney Spears?! What is the world coming to?
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