I am officially convinced that I will fail the bar.
I have always heard that after one takes the bar, she is certain that she has failed. It seems that I'm an early bloomer. Perhaps if I'd been more of an early bloomer with studying this would not have happened. As it so happens, I am Captain of the Procrastination Team and perennial late bloomer with studying.
In manner of Hollywood "It" Girl I will now proceed to blame the following people/places/things for my failure instead of myself (in no particular order):
Mason
Club 216
Facebook
Rich
Beer
Rapture
80s Prom
Conor Oberst
Vodka
Amber
Tubing down the river
Bagpipes
Wine
Harry Potter
The swimming pool
Pink is the New Blog
Beer
Nachos
Iron Eagle
nik's notes
Miller's
Thank you all. Without your help, I might surely have passed the bar. Now I will be forced to wander the earth in search of greater meaning for my life.
5 comments:
Hmm. I want to hear more about this "wander the earth" idea.... Can I come? Can we go to Mexico? I'll bring the bagpipes and the whiskey (both Irish, of course)
I cannot believe I am on this list. I have done absolutely nothing to distract you. I'm personally offended. I fear the Warlock has turned you against me. And I think your number one should definitely be facebook. You are such an addict.
You've never failed anything in your life. Although, I have to admit Harry Potter could be why I'm failing to get a job.
Nonsense. You're one of the most brilliant people I know. Besides, Harry Potter and beer only make you smarter. And I'm certain that T from Club 216 is a good luck charm.
Thanks guys - if I don't pass, will you write letters of rec to the Bar and ask them to accept me anyway?
Anonymous - I don't normally travel to distant places with strangers, but since you threw in the whiskey and bagpipes, I'm in as long as we stop by Hawaii after Mexico.
Red - we need to take the warlock down. stat!
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