Sunday, August 31, 2008

Open Letter to Puff Daddy, I mean P.Diddy, I mean, oh, NEVERMIND

Dear Rapper Who Can't Rap Who Also Has A Clothing Line And Who Insists On Making The Band Even When The Band Always Sucks,

If you want Obama to win, PLEASE.

SHUT.

THE FUCK.

UP.



Dude is having enough troubles with old white people as it is without you going off like this. Keep this shit on the DL, man.

Sincerely yours,
Niki

P.S. If you ever refer to yourself as SirRock Obama in my presence, trust, I'm gonna knee you in the balls and kick you in the mouth. No Really. I Will.

4 comments:

ashley said...

Did he seriously make this video? And did he really call himself Sir Rock Obama? I'm speechless. The ignorance expressed is astounding...are there black people in Alaska? Come on, Diddy*. That's just insulting. Please, Nik. Take him down.

*or whatever you're calling yourself these days so long as it's not Sir Rock Obama.

Niki said...

You mean like take the video down or punch him out? Because if you mean take the video down, you may have a point there, too.

I also find it hilarious that he seems to include himself in the "youth" of America. Earth to Diddy Combs - you're middle-aged sucka! (Sorry. I know it sucks.)

jenn said...

Wow. I don't even know what to say.

tempe & chris said...

I would actually PAY to see you beat up P Diddy or whatever he calls himself these days.