blog mooching

my brain is completely devoid of any originality today, so in lieu of humor, bitching, whining, and poetry of my own i will mooch a couple of funny things from other blogs.

From "Dependenable Renegade" via "Notes from the Muck" under the heading: "Looks like Bonnie Prince Charles found the orgasm button."

i almost didn't post the orgasm headline because i think it detracts from other interpretations of what's going on. but i trust you all can block that out and make your own, independent determination of it.

and next, i must preface this by saying i feel a little badly, but then again she put this up on a public internet page, so she's fair game. sometimes when i'm bored or procrastinating (or both; the two are not mutually exclusive) i will hit the "next blog" button at the upper right corner. it will take you to a random blog for your mocking pleasure. anyway, i did it the other day and hilarity ensued. under the headline: "I don't think she likes the idea of matching sweaters."

well, of fucking course not~! those sweaters are ugly lady. ok, i'll cut a little slack on the baby sweater, but i'm sorry, no excuse for a grown woman to be wearing that crap. (disclaimer: i'd just like to make it clear that i'm solely mocking sweaters, not babies or mother's websites about babies. in fact, the kid is kind of cute, see more pictures here if you're so inclined - and like to see infants dressed up in crazy outfits.)