Tuesday, December 20, 2005

there's no wrong way to eat a....pizza?

as i was searching my frozen pizza box for an expiration date, i noticed that on the front of the box, next to the picture of the pizza, in very tiny type are the words "serving suggestion." the pizza pictured on the box is the cheese pizza as described on the label, it's been heated and there is a pizza server lifting the chosen piece from the pie. that's it. pizza, slice, nothing else.

usually when you see "serving suggestion" the stuff in the box is pictured on the front with other stuff not in the box: mash potatoes with peas and meatloaf, cake with two layers and some icing. not just frozen pizza, heated up and cut.

seriously, how else do you serve a frozen pizza? i suppose you can cut it differently or just put the whole pie in your mouth. i don't know. i'm sort of baffled. i've got a sneaking suspicion there are lawyers behind this.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

just in case people were thinking of wearing it as a fetching hat - no - you use it THIS way.

Parm said...

mock it all you want, but that picture is wortha thousand words