Wednesday, February 22, 2006

TomKat break-up post #2

Since this is a story that has garnered more comments than most others, I thought I'd make a little continuing saga out of all of it, because it's just so damn fun and silly. I wish I could concoct a little message board, but there ain't no time for that, so we'll just have to deal with weekly posts on the subject.

Anyway, here's the latest from the trashiest of trashy celeb websites, so take it with a grain of salt:
"One of our sexy undercover operatives at Life & Style just sent us their cover story for our enjoyment, and boy is it bringing us joy!!!
Some of the juicy allegations in their cover story:

- Katie, who is 7-8 months pregnant, was supposed to stay in Los Angeles last week, when Tom went to Australia for some fancy schmancy Scientology funeral. However, after Life & Style broke their "Split" story, that all changed. And, against her doctor's advice, Holmes - is she really pregnant? - embarked on the very long overseas flight.

- Cruise allegedly blames Holmes for leaking news of the "split."

- Prior to their trip to Australia, TomKat had not been seen in public together since January 16th, according to Life & Style.

- The magazine is claiming that not one, not two, but THREE sources close to TomKat are insisting that the couple are OVAH!

- According to the mag, Katie's dad, Martin Holmes, told a family friend, "Right now all I want is for my little girl to be happy, and she isn't."

For more details...pick up the new issue, on newsstannds tomorrow"

Dude. Very suspicious, very suspicious. Also breaking news from US Weekly is that Nick found out Jessica cheated and that's why he's going after spousal support. And finally, have you seen these pics of k-fed taken while Britney and Sean Preston are in Hawaii? Dude is so shady, so shady.

not britney.

a) What is that girl wearing? b) Why does K-fed shop at the potter's house instead of using Britney's money to buy clothes that fit and don't have holes?

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Also, did he pick her up at the local Dairy Queen? Are those leggings?? Who, outside of 1987, wears leggings? She looks like she's eating a candy necklace in the first picture. That is soooo classy.

Oh, K-Fed. You give new meaning to the word "skeezy."

Niki said...

PITNB has this to say about this chick's identity: So ... the word going around about that chick that K-Fed was pictured with is that her name is Sandy Lakdar who comes complete with an IMDB profile and a My Space profile. It appears that this chick has a reputation for ... partying with the stars.