The award for Having the Most Fun on the Red Carpet goes to....Dolly Parton!
Oh my goodness, what a sight. I just don't have the heart to categorize her as a fashion don't because she's doing it her way and she's having a ball. In all the pictures of her that I found she had that huge grin and a festive pose, but this one was my favorite. That woman really does look like a caricature of herself (hmm, maybe this explains the constant grin. I feel duped!); I believe she has had almost as much surgery as Michael Jackson.
The award for Scariest Oscar Attendee goes to....IT'S A TIE!
Tim Burton and Helena Bonham Carter:
Uh, I know they were there for Corpse Bride, but it was not a requirement to dress in character. And Helena is feeling quite patriotic (whether for Britain or America, I don't know) in her blue dress, white shoes, and red purse. I almost don't hate it, which is frightening in itself.
And of course, they share the award with the Hollywood actor no one wants to meet in a dark alley: Gary Busey
I'll let the photo speak for itself.
Finally, the award for WTF goes to...this lady:
Her name is apparently Zandra Rhodes, and I do not think you will be the least bit surprised that according to IMDB she played "herself" in the 2004 flick The Story of Bohemian Rhapsody. I wish I could zoom in the picture for you guys so you could see the make-up going on here. I'll just tell you that what you see is lipstick is not her lips. Fabulous. I love this woman.
2 comments:
You know, I love that Dolly Parton looks like she's having the time of her life. Shouldn't she be? She's nominated for a freakin' Oscar! But too many people looked like someone kicked their dog. Did you see Best Week Ever? They were talking about how no one at the Oscars had sense of humor. What's up, Hollywood? Where's the laughs? You're at the Oscars - you have arrived. Let us see some smiles.
You go, Dolly Parton, with your insane chest and pink dress and giant smile. I applaud you!
I totally agree with you Ash, and that's why I had to give her an honorable mention - the others all looked way, way too serious or fake smiley. I suppose that's what happens when the paparazzi stalk you day and night, maybe it sort of gets old. But STILL. You're going to an awards show you always dreamed of AND they're going to give you free shit on top of it! Drink some champagne and live it up.
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