Potty Humor

In my time at law school, I have encountered not one, but two toilets which give me pause every time I visit them. Today I convened with one of said toilets and thought to myself, "really Niki, why haven't you blogged about this?" Yes, I have been smoking a lot of crack lately, what's it to you?

This toilet is on the first level of the library. Whatever you do DO NOT SIT ON THIS TOILET. No, it's not always gross or covered in unidentifiable liquids. The problem is it could fall off the wall at any second. For real. Once during my 1L year I made the mistake of sitting on this toilet and felt it physically lean forward. Then I looked back - the caulk is all cracked and somehow the bowl is hanging on by a very thin thread.

Earlier in the semester I noticed that the caulk had been redone, but today, I literally saw the toilet hanging off the wall. I have no idea how it stays attached - all the caulk is completely separated from the wall. It's useable, but I wouldn't.

Aside: Amber just came into my room, "What are you doing?" "I'm blogging about the toilet that's hanging off the wall in the law school." I'm met with a blank stare. She has never seen this toilet. I explain. Amber responds, "Um, you have to show me tomorrow, because that's the last thing I need - to take a shit, have the toilet fall on my face, and forever be known as shitbreak."

On that note, this post is done.