One year ago today I was on my way to Melbourne. There are hideously ugly photographs of me from that day which I won't bother to post because I don't remember being that fat, but damn it sure looks like I was. I digress. I had forgotten the torture of waiting for the connection in LAX, but luckily I blogged it for all to see on the "limited edition: nik's notes down under."
We now begin the new phase of nik's notes: permanent relocation. Just like last year, I'll soon be moving to a totally new place and experiencing a whole new life - not another country, but somewhere equally as foreign to me: The Real World.
I have heard about The Real World, and frankly it frightens me. No summer vacations, no wearing sweatpants when you roll out of bed 10 mins before class, some strange aberration called "work clothes." Yikes.
While I accept that I must enter The Real World, I'm not quite there yet, so I'm going to be living it up for the last few weeks of summer of my life (and taking my jelly bracelets with me, damn it).
I now present to you, Nik's Notes: Limited Time "Live Like You're 21" Edition (I'm hoping this will liven up the blog a bit. Last night Tempe and I discussed the time, back in the beginning, when I was funnier, you know, before law school completely sucked out my soul.)
In honor of "Live Like You're 21" I submit these two fine quotes from actual 21-year olds overheard by Amber and I in the bar bathroom last night:
"OMG! I hate these humid days. My hair is totally poodling!"
"Do we really look like 4th years? I can't believe we look like 4th years! We're so old! We don't really look like 4th years?!"
Amber, as we prance out of the bathroom, "Yeah, honey. Ya do."
3 comments:
For the record, I did not say that you are no longer funny! That was your statement! I still think you're hilarious.
Please, take my advice - avoid this "real world" at all costs. It sucks - there's no nap time, no recess, no summer vacation. And you have to pay taxes.
Savor your last moments of avoiding the real world and please have some "live like you're 21" moments on my behalf!
Does this mean you'll be joining me in the world of freeloading and living with your parents?? Please say yes!
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