My first thought is that they better not be wearing suits on any planned tours because, um, NO. You can't do backflips in that shit.
My second thought is that Danny is still not that cute.
Why does Jordan look sort of like a child molester/Wall Street douchebag?
Donnie's grimace says, "Fuck. I knew I should've stayed with that acting gig. My agent SO owes me for this one."
Joe's eyes give him the edge over the other guys for Best Looking at age 35, but his expression is off, too.
Jon, well, he's got a little bit of jerry-curl going on, but at least he's smiling.
IS THIS SERIOUSLY THE BEST PICTURE OF THE PHOTOSHOOT? FOR REALS?? The amateurs on ANTM can do better than this, guys. Get Tyra up in there to teach them how to f-ing pose.
UPDATE: It seems I neglected to post a youtube. My apologies. Do you think Joe can still hit these high notes?
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They all look either slightly pervy, juiced or gay. I'm not sure...
I was just thinking that they all look like creepers. Eew. And my hopes that Joey Joe would still be the cutest are dashed. Jon has him beat, I'm afraid.
Jon's the only one that looks normal. I always thought Jordan looked a little pervy. And Joe needs some eyebrow plucking, stat.
But...sigh...Please Don't Go Girl was my favorite song. :)
My biggest question about this whole reunion tour is, how did Jon manage to get over his panic attacks and ante up for another go? Wasn't he selling real estate for a long while in his post-NKOTB days--when he wasn't hiding in a dark, secluded room, breaking out into cold sweats and trying to forget about zillions of weepy, screaming girls fawning all over him? They must be getting paid a LOT.
I heart Joey forever, but agree that he needs a plucking.
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