Tag Line

I've been gang-tagged, so it looks like there's no way around this:

Maybe I should. . .do some laundry since I don't have any clean underwear and *may* have been um, foregoing the underpants altogether for a few days now.

I love the smell of. . .men's fragrances.

People would say that I. . .am messy.

I don’t understand why. . .people feel the need to get stupid-ass vanity plates.

When I wake up in the morning. . .I desperately want to go back to sleep instead of get up and walk the dog.

I lost my willpower to. . .fight Masala's need to rip apart boxes.

Life is. . .too short to be bored.

My past made me. . .a TV junkie (but I've got the habit mostly under control, I think).

I get annoyed when I. . .can't do something right.

Parties are not a good time to. . .get in a fight with your significant other.

Dogs are. . .my version of children.

Cats are. . .sneeze factories.

Tomorrow is. . .back to work :(

I have low tolerance for. . .idiots who think they are smart, i.e. some judges.

I’m totally terrified of. . .getting fat.

I wonder why I thought my life would be. . .a clear line between childhood and adulthood.

I always knew I would. . .have a dog instead of children.

Never in my life have I. . .gone swimming with dolphins.

High school was. . .a pain at the time, but in retrospect I realize that I enjoyed it a lot more than I thought.

When I’m nervous. . .my voice gets shaky, which I HATE and is particularly inconvenient in my line of work.

One time at a family gathering. . .My mom, sisters, and nieces and I got into a cartwheel contest.

Take my advice. . .watch The Wire!

Making my bed. . .usually happens only right after the sheets are clean.

I'm almost always. . .in need of water.

I’m addicted to. . .peanut butter, Friday Night Lights.

I want someone to. . .take care of all the "adult stuff" so that I can concentrate on having fun!

Red, Jeff - It's all you guys.