Thursday, January 10, 2008

What am I missing?

Ok, so I've read three different bloggers who applaud Katie Holmes in the outfit below:





Um...WTF? What am I missing here?

She's wearing a toga with glitter on it.

I mean, I kind of like it from the breasts up, but from there down it goes all weird. The breasts, waist, and hips all sort of run together. The knee area is especially wonky. Something about it just looks so...clumpy. It doesn't make a nice line at all.

Also, with that kind of dress, I feel like the wearer should have long, flowy, gorgeous hair, not her stupid-ass bob.


I'm just saying.

4 comments:

ashley said...

Totally toga. I don't get it either. But...perhaps it's because we're not aliens.

tempe & chris said...

Not a fan of the dress. Does nothing for her figure.

If I paid thousands of dollars a month for a personal trainer, a nutritionist and an at-home chef, I'd wear as little clothing as possible at these events to show off my efforts. Hell, I'd probably just walk around naked. All the time.

Ben said...

it looks like the uniform of some crazy cult or something...

Parm said...

yes, ben, i do think it's her scientology underwear, or tom's, coming out of the closet in public.

btw, i learned that there was a gay porn theater in LA called the Tomcat, which was partly how these people earned their nickname.