Monday, July 21, 2008

You've Lost That Lovin' Feelin'

Tom, Tom, Tom.

WHY.

WHY are you doing this to me? What have I done to deserve this?

I was loyal to you until the very end. First you broke my heart, and now you are threatening to destroy the only remaining memory I could salvage from our split.

I do not care how desperately in need you might be for a hit movie, please repeat after me: TOP GUN II IS A TERRIBLE, NO GOOD, VERY BAD IDEA.

No.

SHHT! Listen to me, damn it. Don't do it. Do NOT.

Right now I hate the present you, but no matter what, I can always watch Top Gun and relive the good ole' days. The days when you were normal and cute, and I was only 8 years old. If you go fucking with that. . .I swear, Tom, I'm not responsible for what happens. It's just wrong. All kinds of wrong.

Charlie's gonna be so pissed if you hook up with a new girl. Don't say I didn't warn you.

6 comments:

Andria said...

ugh!

tempe & chris said...

Yeah, totally a BAD idea. Period.

Ruby said...

Eww, no! I had not heard of this atrocious idea, but I totally agree.

Leave you and your inner 8 year old in peace!

jenn said...

I had not heard word of this, but I am definitely with you. . . NO, NO, NO!

ashley said...

Oh no. No. No no no no no.

Why???

Why can't he just let it fly off into the sunset? Seriously...sequels to iconic movies 20 years later NEVER are a good idea.

Anonymous said...

Negative, Ghost Rider; the pattern is full.